h0ppip:

imageIt’s not personal, it’s drag

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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Schroeder is just like his mom in that when he goes to a social event he just ends up being the one in the corner silently judging everyone. #shihtzu  (at St Nicholas Park)
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Schroeder is just like his mom in that when he goes to a social event he just ends up being the one in the corner silently judging everyone. #shihtzu (at St Nicholas Park)

#chinatown (at 紐約唐人街 (NYC Chinatown))
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#chinatown (at 紐約唐人街 (NYC Chinatown))

Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.

-

Alex Elle (via textposter)

They just DO NOT exist.

(via poupak)

joshiewajames:

awww shoot!
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joshiewajames:

awww shoot!

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If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

"Once upon a time there was a woman from New York City that stayed at this here inn while on a business trip. Legend has it that one night, she had one too many mint juleps as the sun was going down. The sunset was too bright for her Yankee eyes so she put on her sunglasses. In her drunken stupor, she forgot she had them on and tripped on the little steps next to her bed causing her lungs to collapse n stuff. She died. Til this day, her spirit roams the inn and grabs the butts of young men as she sings excerpts from the Beyoncé songbook." #CharlestonGhosts  (at Kings Courtyard Inn)
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"Once upon a time there was a woman from New York City that stayed at this here inn while on a business trip. Legend has it that one night, she had one too many mint juleps as the sun was going down. The sunset was too bright for her Yankee eyes so she put on her sunglasses. In her drunken stupor, she forgot she had them on and tripped on the little steps next to her bed causing her lungs to collapse n stuff. She died. Til this day, her spirit roams the inn and grabs the butts of young men as she sings excerpts from the Beyoncé songbook." #CharlestonGhosts (at Kings Courtyard Inn)

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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"The HBIC has arrived!" ☝️☝️☝️#tbt
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"The HBIC has arrived!" ☝️☝️☝️#tbt

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#charleston #daisybuchanan
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#charleston #daisybuchanan

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