#assfart
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#assfart

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young a beautiful and wearing this shirt on a daily basis? 🎤 #shihtzu
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Will you still love me when I’m no longer young a beautiful and wearing this shirt on a daily basis? 🎤 #shihtzu

MY DOG IS GETTIN TURNT UP #shihtzu

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It’s #nationaldogday so here’s a photo of Schroeder OD-ing on the smell of this St. Bernard’s doody-hole. #shihtzu
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It’s #nationaldogday so here’s a photo of Schroeder OD-ing on the smell of this St. Bernard’s doody-hole. #shihtzu

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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*learns tactics to get famous in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood*

*uses same tactics to get famous in real life*

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koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

newyorker:

Robin Williams, New York, 1998. Photograph by Irving Penn © The Irving Penn Foundation
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newyorker:

Robin Williams, New York, 1998. Photograph by Irving Penn © The Irving Penn Foundation

ifc:

Real life vs. the movies.

Now we just need our f*cking keys!! #harlem
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Now we just need our f*cking keys!! #harlem

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papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

GO AHEEEAD

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